Maybe it's because I studied medical terminology in college—back before I realized that I didn't really like needles and being in a hospital gave me the whim-whams—that these definitions seem so funny. Or, possibly it's because they are funny that they seem so ... well ... rib-tickling! Regardless of the reasons for my own enjoyment, I know you'll get a kick out of them.
MEDICAL DEFINITIONS
ANTIBODY - against everyone
BENIGN - what you be after you be eight
BOWEL - letters like a, e, i, o, u
CESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty
CHRONIC - neck of a crow
COMA - punctuation mark
CORTISONE - area around local courthouse
CYST - short for sister
DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
DILATE - the late British princess
DISLOCATION - in this place
DUODENUM - couple in jeans
ENEMA - not a friend
FALSE LABOR - pretending to work
GALL BLADDER - bladder in a girl
GENES - blue denim
HERNIA - she is close by
IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known
LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot
LYMPH - walk unsteadily
MICROBES - small dressing gowns
OBESITY - city of Obe
PROTEIN - in favor of teens
PULSE - grain
PUS - small cat
RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula
SECRETION - hiding anything
SERUM - sailors' drink
SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough
TABLET - small table
TUMOR - extra pair
ULTRASOUND - radical noise
From GCFL.net
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If you get a sec, drop off a comment and tell me which one you enjoyed the most. My favorite was the definition for "benign." I'm still chuckling over it.
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